Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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