i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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