Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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