dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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