I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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