he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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