Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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