You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You work out of a Hotel?
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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