All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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