whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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