we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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