it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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