why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Also, beer. Big fan.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize