I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
so that wasnt chicken after all
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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