weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Damn victory sex feels great
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Randomize
