How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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