Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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