Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
i believe in u and ur pee
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