he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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