Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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