Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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