...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
4 words: hood of his car
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
So much rum. So many feels.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Randomize