is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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