i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Randomize
