I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
A+ Viking dick
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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