I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Randomize
