Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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