Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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