Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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