i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so Iβm hope your night is going better than mine
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
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