Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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