Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
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