we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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