3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
BRING THE BAGELS
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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