Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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