I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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