guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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