how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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