So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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