it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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