we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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