no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
In the future we'll all be gay
babies were throwing up all over the place
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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