What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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