READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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