Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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