If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
you never un-have a 4some
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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