all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
