is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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