There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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