I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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