I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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