no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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