HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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