ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Swine flu is the new snow day.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I have already put on my inside pants.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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