But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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